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My 2nd Joke. Hope you like it.

So there was a lion in a jungle (and of course he was king), he was bored. So he decided to make a competition. He said

Quote:Lion: “Ok, i will make a joke competition. Who ever… *looks around. Puts turtle next to him* makes this guy laugh will get riches like you’ve never imagined. But if you do not make him laugh, you will be killed.”

So first goes the dog. He says his joke etc. Than the turtle is ” 😐 “.

The lion says. “*lion looks at turtle*. Kill him.”

Next goes the giraffe. He says his joke, he moves his neck around to be funnier. The turtle is ” 😐 “.

The lion says. “*lion looks at turtle*. Kill him.”

Than goes the Hyena. He comes laughing says his joke and stuff. The turtle is still ” 😐 “.

The lion says. “*lion looks at turtle*. Kill him.”

After goes the Hippo. He comes all fat and greasy, he says his joke, it was all slow and everything. The turtle is STILL ” 😐 “.

The lion says. “*lion looks at turtle*. Kill him.”

Finally, goes the Rhinno. He comes with his huge horn on his nose. He says his joke and stuff. Suddenly, the turtle starts “HAHAHAHhahAHAHhahHA LOL ROFL LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

The lion looks at Turtle “*O.o*. You liked the joke the rhinno said?”. The turtle replies. “Nooooo, theeeeee ooooooooneeeeeee theeeeeeee doooooooog saaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiid”

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