One day, a lady went to a garage sale and saw this mirror against a wall. She looked at it for a while and decided to purchase it. The lady, who was running the garage sale, told her that it was a magic mirror. She took it home and put it on the inside of her closet door.
Her husband came home from work and she told him she bought a new mirror. They were getting ready for bed and she excused herself from the bed and told him that she would be right back. She went over to the closet door and stood in front of the mirror and said, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts a 44”. All of a sudden, kaboom…she’s a 44.
She crawled into bed and her husband was just so amazed and pleased at what had happened that he asked how she did it. She told him that the mirror was actually a magic mirror. He laughed and asked where it was. Going over to the closet, he opens the door and stands in front of the mirror…naked. Smiling, he says:
“Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my manhood touch the floor.”
All of a sudden, his legs fell off.