Phatte Shayari

*(Read on … but have some aspirin handy!)

*Gum woh cheez hai … — Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata…

(Read on … but have some aspirin handy!)

*Gum woh cheez hai … — Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai*

*Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
Ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?*

*Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen…..*

*Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye*

*Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hota hai *

*Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi*

*Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain?? *

*Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao….*

*Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi……
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi….
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi *

*Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha… to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya*

*Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa……*

*Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? *

*Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan*

*Before marrige ————–
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After marriage ————–
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi marti*

*Aapne mere man se khela
Aapne mere tan se khela
Aapne mere dhan se khela
Aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela …
Well played! Well played! Well played!! *

*Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! *

*Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
Jaise kal chamak rahe the !!!*

*Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita*

*Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi. *

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