Noob Lube


You need Noob Lube! Yes, you do. Let’s face it, last time you played Pyro you actually found a way to burn yourself. You couldn’t build a birdhouse as the Engineer, and you’re not going to heal anyone running around with a fake German accent and a hacksaw. In short, your mom gets higher frag counts grenade jumping indoors. You’re a noob. You get owned a lot, and it hurts. But now there’s Noob Lube. Noob Lube is the most trusted name in personal lubrication specially designed for noob like …

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