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A funny about BMW
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How’s that??
cool joke
White With Black Stripes?
Once there were two zebras. One zebra asked the other:
“Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”
The other replied:
“Ask God.”
That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed. God replied:
“You are what you are.”
The zebra was confused by this, and the next day, he asked the second zebra what it meant. He replied:
“I guess you are white with black stripes, otherwise he would have said ‘Yo is what yo is.’ “
now did you understand? if not read again…. and you will ….. here is the clue …it is about “White” and “Black” talking style !
joke
White With Black Stripes?
Once there were two zebras. One zebra asked the other:
“Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”
The other replied:
“Ask God.”
That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed. God replied:
“You are what you are.”
The zebra was confused by this, and the next day, he asked the second zebra what it meant. He replied:
“I gues you are white with black stripes, otherwise he would have said ‘Yo is what yo is.’ “
another good one
“What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.
“Nine A.M.” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
“No, not till nine A.M.!” the librarian said. “Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?”
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.”
